Even that shit was old a month ago. You know 4Chan memes are dead once they start appearing on Carson Daly and Jimmy Kimmel.
If you're exercising and not sweating, then you're not really exercising. You're not going to do anything for your body by jogging for 10 minutes....
Normally I don't care if someone doesn't eat meat. It's none of my business. Just as my eating of meat is none of yours. But I can't stand it when...
I can't fucking stand those Pizza Hut commercials where they have "people from Brooklyn" yelling at each other about the best pizza. Because...
Because of the po-po.
That sucks that you got busted, but your dad seems like a smart guy. Most of the stories here have parents yelling at children and taking away...
Hahaha so that's how fights start in Australia? People just call up guys they barely know and say "I'm gonna fight you!"? At least you won.
Heh. People will probably bother to read it if it has them. WALL O'TEXT.
Do you not have the bottle? Or any idea how much hydrocodone/Acetaminophen is in each pill? Because you'll probably be fine as long as you don't...
Whenever I ask someone if they want to blaze and they say "Nah, I don't smoke" I yell in their face YOU'RE IGNORANT. And when I'm like "Hey,...
Firecrackers have been going off non-stop since 8AM(but they started going off around the 2nd). So far it's been about four hours of fireworks....
After I've smoked I have trouble eating because there's no saliva and it's easy for me to choke on some Pringles(that's an embarrasing way to go)...
Hahaha funny. Got any Chuck Norris jokes? All ur base r blong to us! Dancing hamsters!!!
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Loving the country and loving the government are two completely seperate entities. I love this country but can't stand the majority of the...
If it's actual graffitti, then I'm fine with it. But the whole city is covered with lame tags promoting their dumbass crews(they're all high...
Venice is the right spot. But it'll be easier to just go to a party or something. Literally everybody smokes in L.A. like it's nothing. Just ask....
Hahaha! I'm sure there won't be any damage because it's just urine but goddamn that is a funny ass story.
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