Mmm....chinese food..... I had some apple pie in the fridge last night, and I was going to eat some, but it was moldy... I guess luck just...
Oh no! I think I'm going to have to flee the country now....
Oh, I know! What's wrong with just being the way I was made? Personally, I keep myself maintenanced, but I refuse to get rid of it completely.
I ended up eating my left over mealover's skillet hashbrowns....they were quite tasty.
Damn you! I fart in your general direction!! Oh wait, it's unacceptable for women to fart too, isn't it.
I have a severe problem with the back of my knees. I go over it at least five times, but then when I get out of the shower, there it is, a nice...
I hate the inbetween stage, where you get just a tiny amount of stubble, not enough to shave yet, but you end up rubbing your legs raw when you...
Yeah, but they could always bring her back to life. And I don't think it would be considered personal gain, because she would be helping others as...
I'd vote for the Charmed ones...but then we'd have to pick just one of them. Pru all the way, the other two are lost without her....
I dumped it into the garbage; the puffs went straight down, but the milk slowly slid down the side of the can...the final "fuck you" before the...
I got up this morning, went into the kitchen, and got myself a nice big bowl of generic coco puffs. Then I got the milk out of the fridge, opened...
I wish they would come play in Florida this year....Anyone check out the tour dates on their site? Edit: What kind of tour is that?? Four days?...
yep. And I'll feed you Whiska's Seafood Delight.
I got a long haired brown, white, and grey, striped and spotted kitten. I named him Beefcake. I aslo brought my ferret home (yay!!). Her name is...
Custom Could Uber Sexy Tomatos Overpower Mustard? Kitten
One night at Neffer's Bowling Alley, I heard some girl talking smack about my best friend Erika. She was saying how Erika was such a bitch (Erika...
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