Has never went to a Tim Hortons.
^ Unless our culture is dramatically changed by let's say half the population of the earth being mowed down...our lifestyles would change and we...
uhm...at work. with half an inch of door in between me and my boss. kinda freaky somebody having a private conversation not even 2 feet away...
do it longer. i dunno look at www.jackinworld.com also there's a masturbation forum in the Love and Sex section.
Gives donations in your name to a non existent charity for x-mas instead of gifts.
Plays DnD religiously. With costumes and everything.
you've been a bad little boy...get over here so i can spank you.
Those little squirty bowls in fancy hotels aren't little baths for babies.
1-hair. it's awesome. it has auto-style. CURLY RED FRO! ftw. 2-russian decendency. cause russia is awesome. 3-TWO POINTS FOR RUSSIA 4-i'm a crazy...
has no opposable thumbs.
lol i'v got a friend who's birthday is ON x-mas...and congrats man. ...btw what's the little yellow thingy?
A screw driver isn't a crowbar but we still use it to pry stuff open. Sex used for something other than reproduction (i.e. sex for pleasure) might...
If you sprinkle when you tinkle.. you're not neat, and don't clean the seat.
When they say "swallow" they aren't talking about gum.
Is the reason goat nipples are actually very clean.
Red Bull does not ACTUALLY give you wings. It even says it in the commercial now. You're probably why.
how now brown cow?
The McDnolands Mobile. I.E. Hoboe-pest control.
shhhh...i'm huntin' wabbits. uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh
watch a static jar of penut butter...
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