If there's a hell I'm going to joyfully burn there
Although the forces of darkness in Johnson City do not amount to that of a larger city, they are not to be taken lightly. It seems as soon as I...
google "bud dwyer video" you shouldn't have much problem finding it. It's fucking awesome
kind of like bud dwyer did....ever see that?
I think it would be fun to turn on my webcam and then chainsaw my head in half with a bunch of people watching and squeeling with utter delight :)
Goddess of neverending sweetness awwww
Do it or we will castrate you
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If he needed a wheelchair for medical reasons I would tip him over and then urinate on him. That will teach him to not to be handicapped. *shakes...
Douse the stinky kid with gasoline and set him ablaze. That will teach him
It's not a lawn ornament. It's a desk ornament/shrine. You are god of nothing. Your new purpose in life shall be to love and worship my desktop gnome.
It's painfully obvious that Samwise wants to give Frodo a viscious shagging through the entire trilogy
God of proclaiming me to be the totally sweet god of knomefoolery
New Goddess of Hairy Pussy^
Since when did anyone have to have a medical condition to ride around in a fucking wheelchair. Don't listen to them Colenzo. We will start a...
What exactly is your ideal weight if you don't mind me asking? I think that the main thing that you should worry about is making sure that your...
Does it still make your pussy as wet as it used to?
Yeah...it's like the sound of rain hitting a tin roof. It's kind of relaxing.
Skip jerks off to that picture every single night. He wants to cum on the foil
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