Just shank his ass. I mean, he's an illegal immigrant, no one will care, right? Some people are just assholes who carry a big ol' chip on their...
Yeah, hardass that one...
oooooh Bri... Oooooh scary Ozzie cancer man! Oooooh! Whaddaya think, 3 days before Stinky puts a boot on your neck again?
Another Loaded Gun escapee. Traitor!
C'mon there doublestuff. Bring that hoveround over and I'll fix her up.
Contract law occasionally works in your favor.
This is what happens when you leave biblical passage open to interpretation. Does it say "beat your daughter" or "beat off to your daughter"? I...
Celtgrrl's son. He's allergic to labor. He gets a mattress and bus fare to the local community college. We'll discuss eating arrangements when he...
But the tattoo artist who does the cheese is there. You had a shot at being one of us! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST CHEESE SISTER!!!
But his mother was a Juden! The title of this thread was all that needed to be said. Of course, followed by "DUH!".
OK but I want lamb and lentils.
No I wasn't mad at you, hon. I thought you were perhaps a little thin skinned for running off when someone wanted a crotch shot after your first...
Stuff a sock in it, convict.
Congrats! I on the other hand am moving in the opposite direction. We are increasing from 4 to 5 soon. FML.
Well, I USED to have a foot fetish...
RT used to be freakin amazing and now it's full of whiners and Southern Hemispherians... You meant me, didn't you Amanda? Say you meant me! Are...
You should also film it and license it to me. Cuz like interracial is still really big. Pun intended.
Being a serial adulterer, I cannot participate in this discussion.
Nietzche said, "Do that which you fear and your fear will die". That answer your question?
So I'm walking down an alley and I see a prostitute getting railed by a pig and I said "Ew! Don't fuck that pig!" and the pig said, "No it's OK, I...
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