Ok So This morning I was in the mood for a new place to eat so I found this NY bagel/deli place online and seeing as I am from NY i wanted to go...
This has now happened 4 times to me. I went to Wal-Mart to pick up a black 3-ring binder for class. I was in and out as fast as possible. It was...
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Wait a minute!! Guys, when I said gay I meant happy and exuberant.
Actually i meant to say the dog i wanted when i was 6 had babies but they look exactly like the mother dog.
OMG! I'm so happy right now my parents just bought me a puppy that I wanted since I was 6. I just don't know what I should name him...please...
I did not see the remake of Dawn of the Dead until two years after its release. For this, I feel I have wasted two years of my life. The film...
When we were very young and staying in Las Vegas...me and my brother used to flip the sign hanging on door knobs from "do not disturb" to "please...
As a geek/nerd/freak, 3 things are certain: 1) You are a virgin. 2) You have no freinds, let alone a girlfreind. Part of this could be the fact...
If a lady is menstruating...is her private parts stink like rotten fish? Or is that normal? This inquiring mind wants to know..
The Phuckriots are smug. They have at least a couple of confirmed dickwads on their team (Harrison, Wilfork, at times Moss). They've cheated....
When I was in 7th grade... if the restroom was empty I would go into a stall lock the door then crawl under the wall to the next stall and lock...
I'm not gay! We were just figuring out who's penis is stronger. That ain't gay!
The one that didn't go inside the bathroom..
You have to go into Cloverfield knowing what you will be seeing. It's not meant to be watched as a movie, but more as an actual documentation of a...
You sound like a snobby little girl. I'm sure your boyfriend has done more disgusting things than I did.
To see who's dick was stronger, but we both started to get off so we freaked and my friend tried to run the other direction and nearly took my...
Low and behold, 10 reasons why no-one should ever have, or want to have children. If you do have them, there's such thing as post-birth abortion....
post some nasty shit you used to do (or still do) ... when i was younger i used to go to my uncles house every summer and go swimming. now my...
George A. Romero's new movie is a cross between his zombie movies and the Blair Witch Project. I think it's coming out Feb. 15th. Enjoy the...
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