I'm thinking of calling in sick to work tomorrow....although my nasty-stomach feeling is much better tonight. But the asshole bosses demand that...
To lose weight. I don't think I'm fat or anything, but I just feel at least ten pounds have worn out their welcome here in my body.
I love them but hate it when the dry brown membrane thingy is still around them by the time I put them in my mouth. Get out the dental floss.
mmmm, coconut. I love it. I wear coconut lotion and eat coconut and adore coconut candy. I bought hair stuff made from coconut and hemp once, too,...
haha! I had those too for a while in high school. Put them on my freshman year, and finally went crazy in my junior year and cut em off. :(
....that doesn't come off? I have quite a bit of jewelry that doesn't come off. and I don't mean the catholic girl that never removes her...
I would've gotten some peanut butter, sprinkled peanuts on the peanut butter, and had the best crunchy sandwich type thing ever. But yeah cashews...
Oh my. These girls want so badly to fit into a smaller size that they're willing to shoehorn themselves into an ill-fitting pair of pants. It...
Well a vibe can't do second. Or first, for that matter. So you've still got something on them. HA!
My theatre company is going to do "Inherit the Wind" (based on the Scopes trial) for our next show. I think I'm going to try out for the part of...
I had the canned Starbucks doubleshot espresso the other day. It was not half bad. Although I was driniking it in a Dunkin Donuts, so it was a bit...
Yeah, they say the white marks on your fingernails represent how many people currently dig you. I think only two people dig me right now according...
Addicted. I tried to make my Sims have open relationships and instead they all ended up slapping each other and crying. It was interesting....
I got my first one as a Chrismas present too...I think it was supposed to be a gag gift because the friends who gave it to me made cracks all...
My brother and I went grocery shopping yesterday and ran into a holiday cake (Originally $20) on sale for $5. Tempation got the best of us and we...
My former best friend was/is a recovering drug addict and his rehab center gave him some tadpoles to raise. It might sound cheesy, but it was kind...
Yeah, I had that problem with my dad and brother as well. My mother is overweight herself and I think all the critical innuendos she went my way...
When the doctor almost runs over bart in his car: "Whoa! I better keep my eye ON the road and OFF my Kool and the Gang air freshener!"
That is amazing. You must treasure that book forever.
No, I mean works such as 'One Hundred Years of Solitude,' 'The Other,' 'Like Water for Chocolate.' Basically they take place in realistic worlds,...
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