I like to play with it sometimes, especially when I’m on my cycle and my vulva is too tender and sore to play with.
My bf has asked before, I told him that we girls do it a lot more than he’d think. ;-)
Ugh I hate it when guys (and girls) put metal on the ding-a-lings, I don’t want cold steel shoved up my slit during sex!
Wet enough that I could open a water park in my pants.
Oh don’t even get me started! I have to tell my bf all the time that he’s not small, it’s just that they hand-pick the biggest cocks for those...
It is, it I know good girls arent suppose to do that.
I don’t have a penis.
Why do guys want their poop hole licked?
But his... and he poops from... you want me to lick it?
His Ahole?!
“Hey Milly, you’re suppose to suck the dick, not they balls!”
I don’t. No dick, weirder, boner, John, Willie, lady-impaler, love rod or whatever else it is you guys call your tallywackers.
Eep! *covers crotch* why didn’t anyone say I was leaking!
Did she have a powerful stream?
S-show?! I don’t want people WATCHING! Or do I?
My what?
I’ll keep you company!
I just wish he wouldn’t be so wimpy.
I laughed too hard at this. But seriously he needs to man up and pleasure his woman on the beach!
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