My wife and I have both shot video of ourselves masturbating. And we've shot each other too. And having sex -- lots of that. I've watched myself...
Obviously, for a lot of people, getting caught is a fantasy. If you have a partner, and you masturbate together, you can have a lot of fun with...
Yes, she has a lot of tools. But she doesn't use many of them. Before we were married, she kind of went through a phase of trying to find "the...
Is it just me, or does the word "cummed" bug the shit out of you?
Well, we were out of cucumbers, which is what originally crossed her mind. You make do. I'm not really sure why either. She's got a drawer full...
Geez, I forgot about those. Sure, but I've never been in one -- and I sure as heck won't go in one now. My wife hasn't said, "Don't go to strip...
I'm just kidding. I never fucked a honeydew. It's probably fine. I told my wife about this last night and she laughed her ass off. Then she...
Where I live, you'd get your ass kicked by a 250 lb. bouncer if you tried to touch the merchandise. That said, my fair city, Atlanta, arguably has...
A bowling trophy.
Did you show up?
Really? I think of creepy looking anime girls with cat parts.
And to anyone who's lost his hardon fumbling with a condom in the backseat of his dad's Ford Taurus -- the idea isn't too thrilling.
I bet you're on your way to the grocery store now. Don't get a honeydew -- stick with the regular kind. And forget watermelon. They just don't...
Jesus Christ, who cares what kind of ball? Why the hell do people ask these things? That's a better question.
I've had my fair share of girlfriends; but call it luck or call it fate, I've yet to get my hands on a big bouncy set of hooters. Just the little...
I wouldn't have thought of it in a million years. This was in the 90's, before we had the internet and my brother had this mag -- I think it was...
I'm 27 now, but I fucked melons when I was 14 or 15 -- and I remember it felt really good. I cut a hole on one end, but soon found that sticking...
A wide variety of things. I'm sure my wife wouldn't like to know, but I often think of a particular experience with one old girlfriend or another...
Done it. Same as the usual condom issue. It just gets in the way. Part of the pleasure of masturbating is the feel of my hard cock in my hand,...
He shoots -- he scores!!!
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