Let's see. What have I fucked? This is kind of embarrassing -- my little sister had these water wings, and if you inflated them and folded them...
I have an idea. If you've ever played hockey and taped up a stick, you'll know what I mean. Take some tape and make a knob at one end of your...
I've had sex and shot my load, stayed in and relatively hard, rested a few minutes while still inside her, and cum again. It's been a while since...
Let's see, I've done in heavy traffic. Also, I used to wash my car at a little self service place. Once, I was waiting in line and I jerked off...
No one plans on having something stuck up his ass. You've got some lube on your hands or fingers, you get a little carried away -- and woops!...
That's pretty large for a beginner.
I've only had experience with women who have good hygiene, and they all tasted about the same -- delicious.
I remember in the movie and novel The World According to Garp, a women is giving a guy a blowjob while driving and when they wreck, she bites his...
It's dangerous and pretty stupid to just start shoving things up your ass. Those stories you hear about people having to go the emergency room to...
I like to jerk off, talk on the cell phone, drink coffee and read the paper while I drive -- all at the same time.
My wife isn't really into anal. So what brand of Japanese light beer did you drink? Sounds like that did the trick.
Before we were married, my wife was giving me hand job one morning and she just said out of the blue, "Do I do it as well as you do it?" I said...
My wife and I masturbate together a lot. One of our favorite things -- we lie in bed side by side, propped up against the headboard, with one of...
I haven't. It never occurred to me. I've jerked off onto or into many things, but that isn't one of them.
I think my wife would like one. Now, she straddles a couple of pillows and rides her vibrator. It's fun to watch. One of the benefits of marrying...
That happens to my wife. She leans forward and puts her hand on the wall or holds onto the towel bar. She just did it this morning. I was getting...
You've got to wonder about someone who introduces himself with his penis size and tells you if he's been circumcised or not. I mean, who gives a shit?
Yeah, you were fortunate -- if this is true. I saw some loser get busted on "Cops" for jerking off in his own apartment in front of the window. A...
By all means, don't go shoving household items up your ass. You know those flanges our oversize bases on anal toys? That's so things don't get...
A lot of bitching and moaning goes on around here, "my girlfriend won't do this," "my boyfriend won't do that..." Maybe you should be grateful...
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