My wife just doesn't like the taste and texture. She'll take it once in blue moon to please me, but frankly, I don't enjoy it as much knowing she...
That's what I get mostly. My wife sucks and licks the head and a little below while she jerks it. I like deep throat, but she can't do it. And...
My cock works best.
Yes, I cum on my face. Then I shave with it. I save a fortune.
If you stare at your dick too long, it's masturbation.
I usually wear a plastic poncho and a football helmet.
Let's see. I fantasize about my wife, old girlfriends, my next door neighbor, teachers, girls I work with, old classmates, the FedEx lady, the...
I'm not so worried about what can go into it as what comes out. My wife is 7 months pregnant, and I'm a little freaked out about witnessing the...
For heaven's sake, I'm married and I whack off all the time. As long as you are able to satisfy your partner and you don't masturbate to the point...
Some women just can't overcome the gag reflex, even if they want to do it. My wife has tried and can't. She can't even take it all the way onto...
You all should think about investing in a box of Kleenex.
I've had fantastic blow jobs and some that weren't very good. But I've never had a bad blow job. If it ends with me cumming, I'm OK with it....
You don't ask a girl what she thinks of you. It seems she's indicated that she's interested. So if you think she likes you, then ask her out....
You buy by a case of that spray. I've never seen as much bullshit as I have on this forum.
You could say that about a Tootsie-Pop.
Socks, gloves, panties. When I was a teenager I fucked everything but the kitchen sink. And I would have fucked that if I could have. My dick...
No, you really can't say the exact same thing about any word -- although there are certainly words that are overused. The reason profanity had...
Unfortunately, they've lost most of that power due to over use.
I like to jerk off to cooking shows. A couple of those chicks on The Food Network are pretty hot. And you can learn all kinds of meal preparation...
I'm 27. Call me old fashioned, but I don't say "sucks" either. I rarely use profanity either, except when I'm injured or working on home...
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