Whiskey sours. Mmmmmm.........
I was a housewife. I'm not good at it. My husband stays at home now, when he's not in class. we both like it better this way.
wanted to drink away a day as badly as today. It was rough like sandpaper on a virgin ass hole. I went to Sam's club and bought a 24 bottle...
I get bits of songs, or a word or a phrase, sometimes a melody stuck in my head and it influences everything I do. I had the word -flutterby-...
Silence can say so much.
I'm not shy about getting my picture taken. I'll strike a pose. But I look JUST AWFUL.
^^ Awww....
You guys ever take showers at night, like for work the next morning? Some people think it's gross. But I like to not have ice cold water dripping...
I love kids. All of them. I love drooling babies and moody teenagers and everything in between. I love it when they shriek with joy and laughter....
^^ F-that. I go longer than a day not showering and I start to smell like cat piss. I have secret deoderant stashes. In my car, my desk at work. I...
I sometimes ask my husband not to shower. He doesn't have a scent, which is a little disconcerting. But then he just smells like sweat and ass and...
^^ I mean personally. How long before you can't stand the smell of yourself anymore? lol
I know a lot of people on here like to be natural. Like no deoderant. But really, how much stink is too much? How many days of not showering until...
I like to be an awful **** to boys I have a crush on. Kinda like the little boys who push little girls in the mud and pull their pig tails.
Small boobs blah blah blah. Why doesn't anyone mention saggy ones? Push up bras are great and all, but when you take them off, the truth comes out.
Fucking A tree-hugger dear. I always end up going with the longer leg so I don't flood and end up walking on the back and fraying them to all...
Be my boyfriend? I like you so much, bird. I'm sure my husband will understand. ^_^
That's okay, Dave. Drunken people don't actually need you to say anything lol.
Adam's apple?
^^ Yeah man. leave nothing to the imagination. Then post pictures. Lots of pictures.
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