You can say that again! Some girls downright stink down there, and the smell of rotten blood completely ruins the mood. Women in the First World...
My philosophy is this: who makes more money in the household? If she works and pays the bills, you better swallow gallons of your own jizz....
Reminds me of that riddle back in 1994. Why does Michael Jackson shop for boys' clothes too small for him? Because he likes the tight fit.
I would publicly say that, too, as long as I know that saying such would improve my chances of getting into a feminist's pants. Whatever it takes...
Thank you for your rejuvenating words. They remind me of my days at Cal when I was a staunch yet blind liberal. Looking back, I realized that I...
Femdom is merely a respite from the harsh reality that the bitches are not the ones bringing home the bacon. We provide the roofs over their...
Spoken like a true feminist. A real keeper is an anal whore who will suck your cock straight out of her ass, even if it's brown.
You wanna hook up, baby? I have money.
The solution is simple: withhold spending until she gives in. No more fancy dinners, no more movies, no more nights out on the town, no weekend...
Because ass-to-mouth sex is the most prized act from girls, so it will be necessary here to combine the forums in order to promote the sinister act.
I just love it when a girl farts as I thrust in and out of her gaping asshole.
Shell out a little more money, dude. Gradually be more and more generous until she finally lets you in her ass. Only then should you open the...
Not quite as good as waking up with bareback anal sex.
When did I ever say that I was the first man to approach the girl? In the last incident I was just hanging out with my buddies and just watching...
This shit just happened again last Saturday night. I watched the dumbshit crash and burn. No action for him, despite almost getting into a fist...
I had a girlfriend back in 2001 who did dirty ass-to-mouth sex, and I remember her sucking my cock even when it was brown; she sucked it clean and...
Dude, I wouldn't be bummed. "No more anal" means no more spending for her, and I will be more than happy to file for divorce if she remains adamant.
Some prude bitches will never give in. Tell that to my buddy, who wasted six fucking years trying to fuck a girl in the ass. I just got off the...
Ask a proctologist for that answer. What you should consider is what you get in return for a wide, gaping asshole: the goods, commitment, and...
This is the most ridiculous bullshit I've ever read. How many anal whores should I count who will adamantly disagree with this statement?
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