It's easy, dude. Simply withhold spending until she finally lets you in her asshole. Only after you fucked her ass should you resume spending,...
The shit on the dick is a rookie experience. People find out the hard way that enemas should always precede anal sex. Of course, the more...
Semantically, I cannot see where "blow" comes from, as blowing cool air on my throbbing dick will tend to send the blood away from the cavernous...
He will actually be willing to spend money on you. Invariably, anal whores end up getting the most from men. This is because the fine things in...
Eh, I still stand by my closing signature.
What about dick cheese?
Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think we care.
You are on the way of being a good girlfriend. Keep experimenting, things will get better.
I don't know about you guys, but if a girl won't let me cum in her ass, no way in hell will I shell out for gifts and the like. If, however, she...
The only thing I'll take in my ass is an anal whore's tongue. She can make out with my asshole, too.
Here is a YouTube video to keep us entertained on the validity of astrology. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDhxcIaC23k"]James Randi and an...
Dude, you're venturing into the gay world. Once you start thinking about what it would be like for a guy to "peg" you, you will soon find...
Is there an astrology forum to where we can dump this thread?
If you get hemorrhoids, see a proctologist and have him cut it out. Hemorrhoids are a total pain in the ass.
Just double up on Viagra and go extra innings.
My favorite part of anal: knowing that all the money I spent on the bitch finally paid off.
Yeah, and those who believe otherwise are spineless wimps who can't say no to conniving bitches who want to steal half your assets legally. Say...
Troll thread?
Dump him and pursue a man crazy about anal.
As long as you don't use your teeth you are doing fine. Every man's dream is a blow job from a hot model with dentures removed.
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