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When I was a wee lad in grade school I used to never say it and the teachers would get mad insisting that we say it. I also went to a catholic...
So im the first one to say hey?.. Why dont you pm me, i got some dick picks you need to check out
Caffeine? No they just say that. It's really just really really good meth, so good of meth you just think its caffeine.
I am actually a male but sometimes I tuck it and stand infront of a mirror.. it makes me look like a I got a fur burger.
Hell.. I know im not supposed to do this on this forum.. But I have such a good midol connect... If anyone wants some midol just pm me, ill cut...
So the gooch? Does it help if while I do that I rub one out to George Clooney? God he's dreamy.
Hey whats up, welcome. Nice to meet you. I usually send noodie pix to all new members but it seems I caught a somewhat mild case of gonorrhea and...
You can come stay at my house for a weekend, my mom makes the best peanut brittle
He's your doctor. He should be willing to give you something to help you. Family doctor or not it doesn't matter. Just be honest with him, you...
Hey man I found some midol, will it fuck me up? Can I shoot it? Or would I just be better off plugging it?
I am having a contest, I have a number picked in my head 1 to 100 the person that first guesses it rite I will send a free coupon of there choice...
Put your finger in your butt. It will be uncomfortable at first (unless your used to it) but after a while it will loosen up. And if you got a...
Where you shit in a condom, throw it in the freezer for a few hours. Wallah! It's frozen and you have a dildo! It helps out alot when your trying...
I usually use midol to calm my nerves
That's totally fake!!! No way is a turd going to be inserted that easily into her vagina! Unless of course that was a famous alaskan pipeline they...
The K.I.S.B link? Yeah.. I'm all over that shit like slaves on cotton.
Alright, well if you change your mind.. You'll know where to find me.. actually you wont. So I will give you directions. 4c, 1801 W taylor st,...
Would you be willing to go on a date with me? I'll by you a steak dinner from long john silvers. Hell, fuck it. I'll even get you a side of cole slaw
...Don't know so much about that, but hey. I was the back up and stuntman for jacob in the twilight series!
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