The only bad sex is no sex at all.
I have said it before and I'll say it again...Toolmaggot, you are my kinda girl. :cheers2:
That is kind of like going to a birthday party and having the host ask you if you want cake or ice cream. WTF do you mean cake OR ice cream? I...
That is funny shit. No pun intended. Seriously though, when he spends an entire day eating chili and drinking Old Milwaukee, does he shit like 12...
One time I heard my girlfriend scream "Oh God yes, fuck me Charlie, fuck me hard, oh baby I'm gonna cum so hard, fuck me agghhhhhhh"...
WORD!
I have a hard enough time watching the road just talking on my cell!
I agree with Toolmaggot. But you should let them know that this is a competition so they will bring their A-Game to the party. :p
To quote a famous contestant on The Newlywed Game who was asked the same question....." I would have to say up the butt Bob." lol
Applauding loudly for all women who are constantly aroused!
In immortal words of Chris Rock...." I support Gay Marriage. Why shouldn't gay people have the same right to be as pissed off and undersexed, and...
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PBR me ASAP baby.:cheers2:
I like the way you think Toolmaggot. Want to join me for Triple Margarita Night? :cheers2: :)
Is that a lobster on your hand or are you just happy to see me? :)
If I were you, I would be a whole lot more worried if he was checking out Adult Friend Finder or something like that. Your boyfriend has a fetish...
You hit the nail right on the head. What kind of man doesn't like a woman's pussy? The wrong kind. It might be pussy in general he doesn't like,...
Barefoot, I like the way you think! Getting to that point can be done in any number of ways, but when I am ready to cum I prefer to cum in her mouth.
There once was a man from Sioux Falls Who sneezed up one of his balls, He coughed up his nuts, and shat from his putz, and now instead of...
Tried to get "All Mavericky" with a Polar Bear.
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