it certainly is good incentive to not to fall down! It is great to strip down on a nice spring day skiing in the backcountry
saw one of the chair legs off his chair and put it back together with tape so when he sits down it collapses
oh no my Chuck Taylors soiled. Out to sea with you without a paddle
the best seemed to build up like a wave at the beach with this expectation and barrier that suddenly lets loose, like a dam and I am flooded with...
nothing like jumping right in. Welcome and enjoy
no for me the two are totally different. Masturbation is done out of necessity rather than as a preference. Much prefer having sex with a...
get her a technicolor yawn bag for the seasickness - but oops - no bottom to the bag -so sorry
That sounds like a drink. Send her to Mars with von Stardust and the spiders
give her the make-over - orange pigtails, pumpkin nails and a fake tatoo of farmout on her cheek (whichever most deserving of the 4)
get him kitty feet slippers for all paws at goodwill
send her through a car wash on a unicyle and hopes she makes it out the other end
3 to 4 times a week and more often if I am traveling
strap him to a bumper on a 4x4 and have morrow drive him through a cactus patch and compare zen and now
it feels wonderful sometimes it is the only sexual release when it is needed
you two look like twins. stick her delightful tongue to a frozen pole and put a sign on her back that says I am frigid, or was it cold?
drain her brain (however that is done)
swimming naked in the ocean and drying off on the sand under a hot sun
if wobs is the kick boxer then a fishing net thrown over him, jar of honey and over the side he goes
eeewwww. I wipe my shitty grin off on your skirt and squirt you with my squirt gun filled with super starch so you won't be falling or moving...
barely able to move but tripped her up while she was doing the silliest happy dance and she fell down into a farmout pile of crap - that will...
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