15 yard penalty and hand stand for metaphysical double entendre
take the yin outa his yang
send him to the un-principal-ed office
I don't mind, it really is just my body. I think the human form is beautiful and everyone is unique so a look just re-enforces that uniqueness....
feed farmout chocolate and send him 'round morrow with horribly stinky and debilitating gaseous expulsions
lick the rest of the chocolate off your lips
there is an image.... make you eat chocolate cake till you can take it no more - if that is possible
powder her bum with itching powder and send it out onto the dance floor
I enjoy both equally well
steal the brownies before he gives them away and substitute peat moss pie
paint her legs bronze to make it look like she lives in a sunny country
When I have them it is after having a very livid dream, one that I clearly don't know I am dreaming and a beautiful woman is pleasuring me or vice...
I think vocalizations have a lot to do with communicating pleasure to your partner, so when masturbating it likely is not so important since you...
keel-haul him twice for good measures on a schooner
ahhhh! on the 'morrow send morrow round the world in a keel-less sailboat with only crackers and vegemite, no chocolate rations and a tattered...
Lock him in a closet with the sound track from a heavy metal version of the movie "Sound of Music" playing on an endless loop for a week.
cloth her in a classy pair of slacks that are missing the arse covering, then send her out along main street to interview people about fashion...
I hope you gave her lots of good feedback on the experience and how sexy it was for her to initiate
would fart as much as possible and blame it on Indie and tell everyone he is a mute but I can answer any questions they have about him. Now that...
put him in a 3 piece suit and send him to a conservatory with mouth glued shut and smile pasted on for a 3 day convention
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