put her on a unicycle with a miniskirt, no training wells and give her a push down a steep hill with a frozon pond at the end - and then enjoy the...
try some sexier lingerie; try giving him massages or shared massages -that should revert to some pleasant sex. Let him know you find his body...
work on your flexibility till you are able to provide yourself with cunnilingus. I know it is a stretch but the 100% certain method without...
spike his iced tea so he stops preventing drunken lewd behaviour and contributes insteads
crash the dinner, order expensive wine and leave with morrow while indie pays the bill
make her light pensfan's farts and post on youtube. Oh and say penfen's farts 5 times fast
finally I win at something! dress her in big wooly sweater, pants and hat; then drag her across the rug and have her lick the door knob for a...
change out her beauty bath salts with itching powder and see if she notices
Her one and only friend signed her up for the one way trip to mars and told her she would get rich from the reality show profits - not sure what...
thinks her nose is a musical instrument to blow and can't wait for the groupies to show up like penfans and Indy to show her a good time
walks backwards because he thinks he traveling backwards into time - sad case of demented Dr Who Syndrom (DDWS) where can I find dame edna Brad :}
beard is a fake and he uses training skates to play hockey
loved it, very funny.
put her on rollerblades with no brakes and push her down a steep, narrow sidewalk wearing blindfolds and tell her it was a virtual reality...
tie his shoe laces together during a posh dinner party and then have the head waiter tell him he has an urgent phone call
wants to be a princess for holloween
Definitely you need to give a woman a try so that you can explore your feeling and also feelings for someone else. Likely the longer you wait the...
big or small or not better or worse just different. My preference is smaller breasts and perky nips but really I am attracted to the whole...
Hypnotize morrow and make her believe that she is utterly, uncontrollably and madly in love with storch. But have pity and give her some super...
send him to china to work in fortune cookie factory writing rather odd fortunes for unfortunate people that buy fortune cookies from that company
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