I come here so often that it's the first thing that pops up in the auto-complete. But I hardly ever post. Secret agent spy!...
I like to put my finger in someone's mouth right at the climax of the yawn. Totally messes it up and leaves them feeling vaguely unsatisfied for...
My friend Skipper's mom had all four of her children at home with no pain killers. 10 to 11 pound babies! Freaky huge quaker babies! lol. Don't...
Have you tried betting her ass? ^_^ lol j/k Sorry you're having such a rough time. Terrible two's! Cliche's are cliche for a reason....lol. Good...
Seriously! A redneck that I am on nodding-and-smiling terms with on my block offered to fix my car when it died. I just paid for parts, made him a...
You can look in my windows at me, olhippie. Bathroom window is on the second floor, third from the left. Great view of the shower. ;)
Psssh, yeah! I have to manipulate my husband all the freaking time. Make him think it was his idea to clean out the garage.
Not all the time. But I just got the urge to eat massive quantities of bloody, hardly cooked beef. So I am. Yummy yummy in my tummy.
My son did, and still does that. Mostly, it's a phase that they outgrow. In my son's case, it is not. Look at other factors, like speech, empathy,...
Yeah, I feel that way after a couple days on a manic episode. Sometimes I go so long without sleep, that I become delusional and have to check...
Sunrise over Harrison county IN [IMG]
Wolcott, IN [IMG]
I bought my husband his anniversary present today. It was a family bible. I don't talk about my atheism, but I'm firm in my conviction. My husband...
:D Heck yeah. And taffy.
Chickie needs to get back in the kitchen where she belongs.
Brussle sprouts. I like to put on a pot to boil right before company comes over to make them vaguely uncomfortable.
Sweet. I've been working on a tan, so I should look pretty good naked.
My husband is a motherfucker, too.
Alas, our love shall never come to fruition.
Very pale.
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