Hydrate fools, sex is a serious sport.
Well, my 8.75 inch penis is..............PERFECT!
I'm about 50/50 right now
That thin spot between your thumb and fore finger.
maybe you should park your car on someone else's property without asking. I had a fella thinking he was going to use my parking lot to work on...
Wendy's cheeseburger, fries and a rootbeer.
Dude, you'll never measure up, get out now cuz you know she's telling all her girlfriends you come up short.
In the late 40s my father bought some china in Japan for a anniversary present. My father passed away in the 80s so they were precious to her but...
bacon cooking on a campfire
Play-Doh! Hard smoked salmon is nice WD40 is a good one. The ocean. Halibut is wonderful, not the flesh but the whole fish it's got a different...
Each and everything about Christmas is Wonderful! EVERYTHING.
it's wonderful
What makes you a blast?
we all live to far apart and after living together for 5 months it's a little too early to see each other again. I'm sure I'll stop by my bosses...
I'm far to lazy and a little afraid to get a razor around my junk to shave.
Commercial longline fisherman in Alaska. Sometimes I love it sometimes I hate it. At 3am, the wind is blowing with the rain hammering down, your...
Once every couple of months. About an hour.
Will you marry me!
Suicide squad and one of those Italian stovetop espresso coffee maker
2 or 3 cups in the morning, a latte around noon, another at 4ish and maybe a machiatto at 7 or 8pm.
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