10 Tips For Selling Marijuana

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  1. NLxSkunk

    NLxSkunk Guest

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    adfhadh
     
  2. p0ly

    p0ly Senior Member

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    Who the hell looks for these sort of dealing guides honestly? this makes me cringe
     
  3. dazedgatsby

    dazedgatsby shitheel

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    I thought it was very informative. :)
     
  4. p0ly

    p0ly Senior Member

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    'if you sell weed, you are cool and you'll get girls!!!!1!1!1!1!'
     
  5. dazedgatsby

    dazedgatsby shitheel

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    Sarcasm... :rolleyes:
     
  6. ChronicTom

    ChronicTom Banned

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    The most important reason to ignore the optional advice of, get a gun, is because if you pull a gun on someone, you had damn well be ready and able to use it.

    No matter what is going on at the time, the moment a gun comes out, it has just changed to a deadly situation... if you've just went and picked up a gun because someone on the net told you that you should, someone is going to take it away from you, and if you are lucky, they will only beat you with it before taking every damn thing you own as a lesson.
     
  7. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    Weed dealers don't need fucking guns. It's just a plant. If someone tries to rob you either fight like a man or give it up. There'll always be more.
     
  8. floes

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    rule number 11.

    take responsibility for your actions.


    dont cry or be mad if you get busted.
    it was your choice

    alot of times when people find out how easy illegal money is, they get deeper into the game, pills, coke, acid, molly - what ever you may choose. just stick to weed. dont go deeper - dont do more. once you swim deeper in the ocean, you will soon find out how crappy of a swimmer you are.
     
  9. porkstock41

    porkstock41 Every time across from me...not there!

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    i was enjoying the post until the bit about the gun. it's not needed if you are dealing weed. wannabe gangsters do that shit and end up getting themselves shot or put in jail.

    ..

    i like the bits about money - especially when you said something like "they like having lots of money more than spending it on items" i am definitely like that.
    i also liked the bit about smoking your own supply. i did, and i did constantly weigh my shit and count my money. i don't know how some people just smoke out of the bag they are selling.

    i've only read up to rule 6 i think.
     
  10. chadcr01

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    well with larger quantities its not such an issue. sometimes im weighing out a few bags and the people will ask me if i want to match, and out of sheer laziness i will just reach in the half and pack a bowl or two instead of going into my room to find my personal stash.

    but don't get me wrong; im always paying close attention to my stash and my cash. when i get a half i usually go ahead and weigh out an ounce for personal stash and just smoke out of that-- knowing full well i can make plenty of money even if i keep an ounce for my personal smoke.

    smoking out of the bag you are selling is pretty risky at the oz (even quap) level. but when you start buying halfs or 3/4 lbs you'd be hard pressed to even notice the damage done by occasional smoking out of the sale bag

    edit: and yeah i agree bringing a gun into the picture is totally fucked. and Popularity is right about the random new customer wanting significant quantity on his first purchase.. thats ALWAYS a red flag. i had a sketchy dude whom i had only known for 2 hours ask me if i could sell him a quap... lol righttt.. they barely know me, have never seen my weed let alone smoked it, and is willing to spend close to a grand on our first encouter? thats a robbery waiting to happen.


    and btw... WTF! my post count says 1! i had like over 1000.. ??? whats up with that anyone know?
     
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    i dont know about yallz.. but guns r part of everyday life,, I have alot more in my home than cannabis thats worth money... whether it be a burglar or popo breaking in my home, someones is catching a round in the ass..
     
  12. PurpByThePound

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    this kid is a joke

    the point on money/money consciousness is right on i guess, but i mean - you have to be a serious retard to be a shitty dealer, that is, if you're actually tryin to be a good dealer

    i laughed at number 3...

    you gotta keep your stash on you cause youre afraid of your parents, well bud, i'd scratch all your shit and say ontop of alllllll this: if your parents aren't okay with you dealing/smokin weed, you should probably keep your allowance money to your personal stash at the max

    and yeah - the gun bit is seriously fucking DUMB AS ROCKS. i have a good friend in jail facing life because he was a fucking idiot and let his 'friend' in his car with a gun. stupid motherfucker pulled it out and shot a kid in the face (over weed/weed money). if you're gonna get a gun, use it on yourself. guns are for pussies
     
  13. G0dm4ch1n3

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    Cannabis Culture did a great article about selling weed. I will see if I can find it online somewhere. I have the mag but that doesn't help much. Unless I feel like typing it up myself... and I don't.
     
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    well youre in a bit of a different position too. this young buck is talking about selling on a relatively small-scale and out of his car to other kids. not like he's growin his own or competing/selling to other dealers
     
  16. porkstock41

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lUlxrgqcxg"]YouTube - 311 guns (are for pussies)
     
  17. PurpByThePound

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    ^i was waiting for it ;)
     
  18. TheMadcapSyd

    TheMadcapSyd Titanic's captain, yo!

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    So can we turn this into a thread about guns now?
     
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    true, : some examples .. If I head to work with my gun on me and just happen to be carrying cannabis, leaving it in my car., Im not going to shoot someone that I see running from my car with it..
    Anyone that tried to jack me and my person wouldnt be after cannabis . I dont sell to ppl outside my very small circle.. nobody my age jumps anyone over and 1/8 anyways.. Thats like fighting over a beer can.
    carrying a firearm and seeing someone tamping with plants outdoors.. might as well call them plants theirs now. There is no point in drawing attention to yourself accosting a humble plant thief on public land. If you found some straggly ol plant would you be happy some yako pointed a gun at you?.. This person will remember you and talk elsewhere..
    Cannabis is really not all that important on someone elses property or pubic land..
    And to be a grower in an area where nobody really knows you., the risk is minimum , There are people that harbor kidnapped children for years undetected... Im sure you can do that with cannabis and not bother a soul around you and never need to use a gun at all. ....
    If you need home protecting you can have dogs, thief people dont like dogs. Getting stabbed , shot is easy to recover from. A dog attack can scar a burglar for life. The more dogs the better. You can deliverer your weed with a dog too...
    if your one them people that pulls guns on everything that moves or a tweeker, you shouldnt be having one....

    boom boom, bang bang, lie down youre dead..
     
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    TheMadcapSyd Titanic's captain, yo!

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