1001 and one things to do in your underwear

Make fudge with laxatives in it.

 

become a super hero

 

Stand on a chair and eat mayonnaise from the jar.

 

walk your dog

 

Wash, rinse, repeat.

 

"Remove microwavable dinner from cardboard container..."

 

write lousy term papers to sell to lazy college students over the internet.

 

Play Pin the leg on the amputee.

 

create a wax statue of Princess Di

 

Star in the hit Broadway musical Underpants.

 

Chase butterlies with tennis raquets

 

Get drunkerer'n you awreddy is.

 

make a snowman

 

Burn stuff.

 

Photoshop some celery and a tuba into your family photo.

 

Eat marshmellows covered in cinnamon and sugar.

 

Eat eight saltines in 90 seconds without drinking anything,

 

Grope random people in the elevator.

 

Give a hoot and not pollute.

 

Make a large batch of tartare sauce