1001 and one things to do in your underwear

well tha whole idea would be a trade for a trade, nothing n life is really for free now is it...

 

^if a homeless person is sitting there drunk and someone gives him a dollar, there's no trade involved, it's just free money.


if you want free lemons, just steal them. it's not entirely free because it involves work, but it's cheaper than buying or growing flowers to trade for them. though i suppose it might be easier to steal some flowers and then trade them for lemons, and if you have a secret admirer who just gives you flowers which you can trade...

 

not brush your teeth.

 

i dont steal!!! especially n my undies! i would like to go to shroom land n my undies!!

 

how bout.. go to shroom land in my undies, while playing with a yo-yo, that lights up. lol

 

*hehe* i light up all tha time... especially n my undies..lol

i wonder if id make some money panhandleing n my undies?

prolly so!! lol

 

i think i'll do that.

 

pee in public

 

train panda bears to rob banks

 

smoke cigarettes and talk to mormans, while making my dogs red rocket come out.....
bwahahahaha!!!! rofl

 

makes girl scouts pay you "protection" money during cookie season.

 

rub mah-belly and pat mah-head)

 

ball scratchin'

 

hose yourself down.

(it's REALLY hot here)

 

ding dong ditch

 

take tha undies off!

 

skeeball tourney

 

flirt with people on the internet while watching your husband watch football.

 

watch football while your wife is whoring it up online

 

go to the stereo section at your local walmart and set all them to static, max volume.