$120 for a hand job?

I'd be scared that the women would laugh at me.

Of subject: Why do two people have '420' after their screen names?
I hope it is not monumentally tedious. I want it to be fun.

 

Guess I'm no player.

 

i just gave myself a handjob a minute ago...i only charged myself $20...in one hand and out the other i always say...

 

Doesn't sound like a thrilling way to spend 120

especially considering there is no health risk associated with hand jobs, why bother

 

I've always thought that it was...

Handjob = Dinner
Blowjob = Dinner and a movie.
Anal Sex = Dinner, movie, and a whole lotta roofies.

 

Wow you guys are some high-class bitches... I ride cheap and only charge people recyclables for handjobs... What can I say, I'm eco-friendly... Saving the planet one handjob at a time!

 

I have a whole bunch of non-biodegradable plastic lying around that I was going to dump in a landfill.

Shroomie, call me.

 

You are a Lifetime Member of Global Warming Hanjob Organization... You will receive a t-shirt as a new member, you are only one handjob away my friend..

go to www.handjobsforabetterplanet.com

or call 946-HandjobsSaveLives...

 

Seems he was robbed:

Nevada Hookers

Detroit Hookers

 

Shroomie, that's not even a real website. I'm very disappointed.

 

Haha, sorry... In about a week, it will be.. For I'm about to start a new revolution..Viva-La-EcoHandjobs... For they are the key to our future existence..

 

"Haha, sorry... In about a week, it will be.. For I'm about to start a new revolution..Viva-La-EcoHandjobs... For they are the key to our future existence.."

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.
Oops, wrong thread.

 

Disbelieve if you want.. But Al Gore is already making a documentary about it...

 

Lets hope it becomes an Opera...
That is something I would watch.