2 Lies & 1 Fact

1) I have a thing for fat chicks
2) I once hit a retard
3) i got my dick pierced in my living room

 

fat chicks, he's in the right place.

 

num 3
think I know the name of who did it too (well, screenname, if I remember the tale correctly)

 

ahhh, you cheated

Cant believe no one guessed hit a retard.

 

how on earth did I cheat? It's not my fault he's a handsome bastard who's stuck in my head. Or that you've posted some pics suggestive of one of the answers

 

ok, fair enough =P

 

gunna be sick, exscooooosme

 

1) I recently got my both my nipples and belly button pierced
2) I have a thing for being submissive
3) My left ear has a chunk missing off the top

 

i think these where forgottton anyway, however c is true for anyone who's interested! and I don't have a sister
S

 

1) I am an arrogant poseur
2) I am an creepy moron
3) Objects may appear closer than they really are

 

#3 at least that is what my side mirror on my car says.

 

hmm

2?

 

can i combine 1 and 2 and just say arrogant creep? lol =P

but since the first two are off, i have to say 3 libertine.

 

IT'S ALL THREE! Muahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! :X

 

1. wants to screw libertine.
2. tired of screwing heron.
3. fucked myself today.

 

Well...I'll go out on a limb here. And choose #1.

 

1. got to name a baby elephant at the zoo when i was younger
2. once stuck my hand in a pirana tank
3. kept a squirrel as a pet for a week

 

You have two #2s?

I'll say that's an omen and choose #1.

 

ah i changed it
hmm number one...is that your final answer?

 

#2