1 my mom tans easier than I do 2 my favourite animals are sheep 3 a calf once licked my head and nearly half my hair came off with it
1) got stung by a jelly fish 2) i ate part of a wax candle thinking it was a real chocolate chip 3) i never missed a day of school from k1 -12th grade
well, all these are pretty plausible, but the 3rd is a little too specific... whether right or wrong, that would still make me laugh, sheep stink, and i just wouldnt have a basis on your mom, so #3?
1. i first kissed a girl with my tongue at the age of 12 2. lost virginity at 15 3. had my frist child at 17