2 line poem challenge

sherlock holmes has taken the case
he'll solve that crime for the human race

my stomach is so full and so bloated

 

my stomach is so full and so bloated
my jeans button snapped an exploded

and flew inta the air like a comical pear

 

and flew inta the air like a comical pear
hitting the ceiling with feeling and flair

i'm harmless as long as you dont eat my noodles

 

i'm harmless as long as you dont eat my noodles
That would mean that you have no scruples.

Once I put my car in reverse and drove as far as I could

 

i'm harmless as long as you don't eat my noodles
or shave off the hair of my lovely pet poodles

now spiders they are the most wonderful artists

 

Now spiders they are the most wonderful artists
Spinning their web, which spider is fastest?

I spin a web from my nonsensical dreams

 

now spiders they are the most wonderful artists
but on a diet of beans they are horrible fartists

passion flows like milk through her utters

 

passion flows like milk through her utters
i love these girls that i find in the gutters



when travelling abroad you should always know

 

i spin a web from my nonsensical dreams
and create an illiusion of majestical beams

as bright as the darkest light in the sky

 

''as bright as the darkest light in the sky''
that is nonsensical to a normal guy

when travelling abroad you should always know

 

when travelling abroad you should always know .........
what seeds to sow.......

and if thy sow thy must know when to reap......

 

I felt the collective move
the turn of all the backs of my friends to face me

 

Use caution and think before thy speak.

The cost of living is so damn high......

 

The cost of living is so damn high...
you have to rob banks just to get by...

I'll float on a cloud, way up in the sky,

 

I'll float on a cloud, way up in the sky
Light as a feather, gentle as a sigh.


My stomach cried out for food, "Give me some!"

 

My stomach cried out for food, "Give me some!"
Don't worry hun it'll be hot and ready when you cum...errr come


When yuo catch your sweet breath, please pass the tum......

 

When yuo catch your sweet breath, please pass the tum......
Now turn around and bend over so i can stick it in your bum

Why don't mexicans have gills...

 

Why don't Mexicans have gills
'cuz they quit the Rio Grand and are coming thru the hills


A rabbit has nice big ears

 

A rabbit has nice big ears
i bbq them with beers


chickens all have a beak

 

chickens all have a beak
and mice all have a squeak

I went to town in my brand new car