2 line poem challenge

We made up songs all night long
And lovingly tended our bong

Being thankful we had some kush along

 

Being thankful we had some kush along
feeling so good as it entered our lungs.

This is the way life's supposed to be....

 

This is the way life supposed to be
Smoking pot round a fire, under a tree

Forever young and forever free....

 

This is the way life's supposed to be....
said the syrian president over some tea

Forever young and forever free....
till i chop down every last tree


see the way that i turned that around?

 

See the way that i turned that around?
You think you're the shit but you're really a clown.

Just making a joke, it's fun to play dirty......

 

Just making a joke, its fun to play dirty
But it will get serious if you start getting flirty

Don't marry a man that can't pay his way...

 

Don't marry a man that can't pay his way...
you're a spendthrift whore,leave him alone,ok?


as a man i should say you sound a bit bitter

 

As a man I should say you sound a bit bitter
But if you get to know me, I'm real sweet...

The house is full of everyone's clutter

 

The house is full of everyone's clutter
But there is always room for a nutter

Quick scoot over brother......

 

Quick scoot over brother
I'm a playa, there's room for another.

Lust in my heart, not settling down...

 

Lust in my heart, not settling down
if you can't come over, I'll find another...

The song in my head is playing again

 

the song in my head is playing again,
i'm falling in love, what do i do then?

human interaction can be so confusing...

 

human interaction can be so confusing...
but far to dear to be refusing....

oh to find a cuddle buddy who's also amusing....

 

oh to find a cuddle buddy who's always amusing
who makes loadsa funny faces when he's snoozing

up high on the mountain wild heather grows free

 

up high on the mountain,wild heather grows free
oh, to be back among river and tree

The puppy was happy while chewing a bone

 

The puppy was happy while chewing a bone
out of the pit where the bodies were thrown

there is no such hing as a happy ending

 

there is no such hing as a happy ending
so new beginnings is what is pending

the greatest truths are still unknown

 

the greatest truths are still unknown
and as of late ,my stick is unblown

I'm sorry,that was so crass

 

I'm sorry,that was so crass
I'll try to be genteel me lass

now settle down and I'll fill thy glass

 

i'm sorry that was so crass
whatever crass means they asked

the giants feet pounded real loud on the ground