2 line poem challenge

the giants feet pounded real loud on the ground
as they raced round and round the mound.....

I waited eagerly to see what was found.....

 

I waited eagerly to see what was found
as they kept digging deep in the ground

then up popped a weasel wearing a funny little hat

 

then up popped a weasel wearing a funny little hat
followed by a darling calico cat

down swooped a curious bat....

 

now settle down and I'll fill thy glass
so remember me friend,as OUR times will pass

it's good to know that you'll always get by

 

it's good to know that you'll always get by
on a wing and a prayer and a generous guy

i pay for it all he said with a frown

 

I pay for it all he said with a frown
well, that's life with it's up"s and downs.

He began to accept what he could not change......

 

He began to accept what he could not change......
so he took her picture to the rifle range


i have 2 kittens that have no names

 

i have 2 kittens that have no names
We have four names kittens who love to play games

Anyone need a kitten?

 

Games with kittens are extra fun
Till the attack and scratch someone.

Oops didn't know about the last sentence thing - FAIL!

 

Anyone need a kitten?
I promise you'll be thoroughly smitten!



I watched as ripples of heat rose from the asphalt...

 

I watched as ripples of heat rose from the asphalt
While ripping the seams of my broken heart.

The patches on my jeans did seem

 

The patches on my jeans did seem
to shimmer with my movement and gleam

that was a hard one I must say

 

That was a hard one I must say
coming from my wife everytime we lay.

I'm going downtown to look for a job....

 

I'm going downtown to look for a job....
We're fresh outof corn but I saved you a cob...

If tis not beneath thy honor there's a need for a banker.........

 

If tis not beneath thy honor there's a need for a banker.........
your money is all gone and your mouth has a canker

war is lame

 

war is lame
but an international game.......

and a quick easy way to fame.....

 

and a quick easy way to fame....
be the best at playing the game

look behind,what do you see?

 

look behind,what do you see?
you mean that body there?

you think I'd let 'em lift my hair?

 

you think I'd let 'em lift my hair?
To see my head is really bare.

I went to the store to buy some shoes

 

I went to the store to buy some shoes
Twas early morn and I enjoyed the doves coos

Remember if you don't bet you won't lose...