2 line poem challenge

With a laughing smile I turn, dive, and dart away
Too hard to keep it up with you, alas, I have aged.

Time has slipped away right through our fingers.....

 

Time has slipped away right through our fingers.....
but thats ok because my ex girlfriend still lingers


hamburger well done, fries and a shake

 

hamburger well done, fries and a shake
Is the best thing to eat when you wake and bake

The guy just walked in the room

 

The guy just walked in the room
gave me chills, cause I knew him.

He looked at me with a hard cold stare....

 

He looked at me with a cold hard stare
Speak to him? I wouldnt dare

I bet he wouldn't even care....

 

I bet he wouldn't even care...
When he's here I'm not there.

He lives in his imagination with those friends of his very own,

 

He lives in his imagination with those friends of his very own,
And he takes them to places that no one can find...

The words that he spoke, sent chills down my spine,

 

The words that he spoke, sent chills down my spine,
His offers and temptations I must decline.....

I sold sea shells by the sea shore in Florida....

 

I sold sea shells by the sea shore in Florida
It was a rip off because they were free from the floor

But still I made money, enough for a house...

 

But still I made money, enough for a house
Enough for me and my spouse

You can milk cows or you can milk tourists.....

 

You can milk cows or you can milk tourists
Tourists are easy, they love all the tack

But one things for sure, there not coming back ...

 

But one things for sure, they're not coming back ...
But cows will always return to their haystack.......

Have you seen the barn and it's cozy loft...

 

Have you seen the barn and it's cosy loft
and the newborn calf by his mam being loved

and the bat thats hanging upside down

 

and the bat thats hanging upside down
the kittiens and puppies spinning around.

My house is a zoo, that why we all love it....

 

My house is a zoo, that why we all love it....
i love when my girlfriend tells me ''go shove it''


she loves a good spank after too many drinks

 

and i oblige her that particular kink


Bring it, he said, and I willingly did

 

too slow, lol!

 

she loves a good spank after too many drinks
So I will buy a bottle of everclear me thinks

Shut it now stop running your mouth

 

Shut it now stop running your mouth
Hop on my bike we're headin' south

We'll get us some grade A cactus juice........

 

we'll get us some grade A cactus juice
and drink it out of one of our old shoes

and drive all night straight