2 line poem challenge

so i circled the shark just ta scare him away
oooops seems he thought I wanted to play

as he circled toward me i wondered.....

 

so I circled the shark just to scare him away

then I puched him in the nose and my hand went away

but it's OK,because I have another

 

but it's OK,because I have another
Oooops, forgot loaned it to my mother

Turning I fled to the island.....

 

Turning i fled to the island.....
and then got chased by loadsa pirates

i climbed right up to the highest cliff

 

i climbed right up to the highest cliff
thinking swiftly I rigged a rope to rappel thinking whats the diff

half way down the cliff face lay a cavern mouth....

 

half way down the cliff face lay a cavern mouth....
so i stayed there for a while and did'nt come out

until the sun went down and the moon appeared

 

until the sun went down and the moon appeared
I rappeled on down to the beach and swiftly departed

a mile or three south came on a lone nut....

 

a mile or three south came on a lone nut....
he was putting wood on the fire and his nose was full of smut

so we sat down and talked until the owls came out to hoot

 

So i circled the shark to scare him away
But he ate my head and ruined my day


I found a tree and pulled off an orange

 

I found a tree and pulled an orange
and with a madgic wand turned it into porraige

the door said pull and they kept pushing

 

the door said pull and they kept pushing
the harder they push the louder they curse and the more the doorman shushed

at last their loud cursing woke the sleeping bikers....

 

at last their loud cursing woke the sleeping bikers....
and they drove right through the doors to end the pull and pushing crisis

the doorless building then stood quietly

 

the doorless building then stood quietly
for a moment before it collapsed into the rubble

you dont look fat at all, i think you look fine

 

you don't look fat at all,i think you look fine
its time to bring the washing in before it blows off of the line

its another goal shouted the ref

 

its another goal shouted the ref '
and with barely a second on the clock left

i seek refuge in your heart

 

I seek refuge in your heart
I thought, as I saw you in K-mart

You looked so divine

 

you looked so divine
with a shining smile

that would light up the darkest path

 

that would light up the darkest path
or if needed could cool the hotest wrath

with your smile the twinkle in your eyes rivals the stars......

 

with your smile the twinkle in your eyes rivals the stars
and the warmth of your heart would heat up mars

the hedgehog hides in the long grass

 

the hedgehog hides in the long grass
waiting quietly for the larger critters tp pass

before ambling softly ajong his way.....