2 line poem challenge

Oops, she's jail bait, he's in trouble
Here comes Daddy with the twelve gauge double

Time to look to the high road and the far blue mountains

 

Time to look to the high road and the far blue mountains
Where Coors Beer flows like gold from the fountains

Love is like a rattlesnake...

 

love is like a rattlesnake

hate a little and take a break



and when you see just what you've done

 

And when you see just what you've done
Take a deep breath, life's just begun

We only get one shot at living, our time on earth......

 

we only get one shot at living,our time on earth

this afterlife they talk about, to me there seems a dearth


so where we go,if we go at all

 

so where we go,if we go at all
we'll soon learn if we rise or fall

meanwhile keep on truckin' doin' your best....

 

meanwhile,keep on truckin' and do your best

and keep love and family close to your breast


and when it's time to make a stand

 

and when it's time to make a stand
employ the services of a marching band

go forth with all the might you can muster

 

go forth with all the might you can muster
present a strong front and remember you're not Custer

send good scouts ahead to know the lay of the land.....

 

send good scouts to know the lay out of the land
and shoot on sight on the first command

you'll know them by their colours

 

you'll know them by their colours
and by those colors you shall sort them from othefs

and taking a sure and steady aim....

 

and taking a sure and steady aim
they won't be coming back again

the sea it is calm now

 

the sea it is calm now
with a gentle steady breeze at my back as I stand upon the bow

the phosphor gleam on the waves in the moonlight

 

the phosphor gleam on the waves in the moonlight
a hint of life on an otherwise dead night

the seaman's song carries across the sea

 

the seaman's song carries across the sea
come the glow of dawn where shall we be

in the golden dawn distant shores did arise.....

 

in the golden dawn distant shores did arise
Inhabited by strange people with four eyes

"Cook us some stew!", the captain ordered

 

"Cook us some stew!", the captain ordered
"I did I did" the cannibal followed

is you am a dog, is you got a dog?..

 

"Cook us some stew!", the captain ordered
"But Captain Sir, the meat's all gone bad." the cook countered

"We need put in to yon shore ror supplies Captain!"

 

is you am a dog, is you got a dog?
got no dog but I'll sell you Ranger's hog!

:hide:

 

got no dog but I'll sell you Ranger's hog!
"They cook hog thieves in these parts Missy Dog!"

"Yet if you can get enough cash for it we can talk young lady,"