2 line poem challenge

Work gets in the way of all my free time....
my boss is a prick,he is genuine slime

the lights came on and to my surprise

 

the lights came on and to my surprise
What I beheld made my interest sure rise.

He ran the stop sign going 60 miles per hour

 

He ran the stop sign going 60 miles per hour
Then he crashed because he forgot flour

It emerged so quickly, he was amazed

 

It emerged so quickly, he was amazed
that his boyfriends goo tasted like cinnamon glaze


he fucked it up all once again...

 

he fucked it all up once again
when he got to the junction at 2nd and Main

because he looked down to change the CD...

 

because he looked down to change the cd
the guy in the crosswalk had to hurriedly flee

The sucker was big and looked so bright green

 

The sucker was big and looked so bright green
tripping off chems, such a beautiful thing.

With my eyes closed I wonder what happens next....

 

with my eyes closed I wonder what's next
and if I'm lucky,I know I'll get sexed

the bird was so low I could hear it's wings

 

the bird was so low I could hear it's wings,
my view was obscured, I could not see a thing


There was an old man who lived in nantucket...:tongue:

 

there was an old man who lived in Nantucket
that had detachable balls he kept in a bucket.

Mary had a little lamb,whose fleece was white as snow











(Surprised 'ya ,didn't I?)

 

There once was an old man from nantucket
From ten feet off he could piss in a bucket.


EDIT:
Mary had a little lamb,whose fleece was white as snow
She went to the Apollo and they told her she had to go

Once there was an old maid from Charlotte

 

once there was an old maid from Charlotte
whose conduct made her a harlot

It never pays to stay too late

 

It never pays to stay too late
Unless you're looking for a drunk date

Leaves falling calling my name

 

It never pays to stay too late
i'd trade my left nut to get out of this date

the old lady called feebly ''i think I have bingo''

 

leaves falling calling my name
those tabs I took were damn sure not lame

the people were running as fast as they could

 

the people were running as fast as they could.
were they running from something bad or to something good?

Yellow, gold, orange, and blue...

 

Yellow, gold, orange, and blue,
plus the other colour of a rainbow,too.


All these things that come to pass...

 

All these things that come to pass...
now get that rude dog off my grass


whispering in her ear the things she wanted to hear

 

whispering in her ear the things she wanted to hear
So that I could go to the pub for some beer

Through her eyes it all became clear

 

Through her eyes it all became clear
escape from her head or live life in here



he took a guzzle and gazed longingly at her giant cans