2 line poem challenge

handcrafted by wood nymphs and elfs
the spell works for wimps and shelves.

some people are stupid bitches....

 

Some people are stupid bitches
But ignorance is not something hate fixes

Though ignorance is bliss, I believe this to be true...

 

Though ignorance is bliss, I believe this to be true
it is that people will always get what is coming to.

some would say that poem is incomplete...

 

Some would say that poem is incomplete
But others find it more useful to put on their dancing feet

It is clear that the last statement is non sequitur...

 

It is clear that the last statement is non sequitur
but that dosnt change that i am going on a museum tour

changed it up a bit for you...

 

It is clear that the last statement is non sequitur...
That's just the way the dance goes here along the non equitor

As we move and sway to nature's beat

 

as we move and sway to natures beat
looking at the floor wondering whats beneath

the traffic lights are broke again

 

the traffic lights are broke again
there at the corner of Central and Main

will this stop sign ever turn green?

 

will this stop light ever turn green
if it don't do it soon ima gawna get mean

as i sit in my truck looking down at small cars

 

as i sit in my truck looking down at small cars
i eat another yummy chocolate bar

a pigeon comes and says can i have some

 

a pigeon comes and says can i have some
and I retort with a rather loud "don't be so dumb"

whoever heard of such a thing

 

whoever heard of such a thing
will ya give me another push on the swing

higher and higher into the sky

 

higher and higher into the sky
shall i keep on pushing 'till you can fly?

swing low sweet chariot comin' for....

 

swng low sweet chariot comin' for
to carry me home

swing low sweet chariot

 

swing low sweet chariot
here it comes, ready or not

grab a seat, take thw reins...

 

Grab a seat, take the reins...
eyes open wide, I'll show you some thangs.

Buckle up it's destined to be a bumpy ride!.......

 

Buckle up it's destined to be a bumpy ride
and beware of crashes in case the sleigh slides

and hold on tight to a raindeers tail

 

and hold on tight to a raindeers tail
we must get through and deliver the mail

would this sled go faster under sail?

 

would this sled go faster under sail
we could make a sail for it

and be on time with the mail

 

and be on time with the mail
to step the mast we'll want a nail

if the snow should melt this sleigh best float...