2 line poem challenge

she took him to dinner and then to her house
and asked would he care to play with her mouse

at his questioning look her finger she did crook

 

at his questioning look,her finger she did crook
with the look on her face,he figured he'd book

anyone remember to book is to leave

 

anyone remember to book is to leave
and please dont forget that to peep is to see

dont pee in the pool its all so rude

 

don't pee in the pool its all so rude
thought to peep was to spy, but that's crude


so get gone from sis's window dude

 

So get gone from sis's window dude
Your not supposed to see her nude

Her body is for her eyes only

 

her body is for her eyes only
so remove your hand from that pink little bonely


to peek thru the window and see what he saw

 

to peek thru the window and see what he saw
a naked man, with a huge set of balls

so he covered his mouth so he wouldn't call

 

so he covered his mouth so he wouldn't call
dude looked just like a lady from a far.

One thing's certain that wasn't his type...

 

One thing's certain that wasn't his type...
for he'd already been down the road.

But not this time, he was looking for...

 

But not this time, he was looking for...
in public a lady but the bedroom a whore


this is not 'sposed to be a continuous verse

 

This is not 'sposed to be a continuous verse
so I'll stop what I'm doing before I get cursed...

The sunset was awesome, just before it set

 

The sunset was awesome, just before it set
the way my life was awesome just before we met

i met a girl from mexico,her father didnt like me

 

I met a girl from Mexico, her father didn't like me
So I told him to stick it, where the sun never shines

Just before dawn I awoke with a smile

 

Just before dawn I awoke with a smile
we were in love, and going thru trials

With the odds stacked against us we decided to flee....

 

with the odds stacked against us,we decide to flee
we outran the bastards and now we be free

gramma came over to clean out the fridge

 

Gramma came over to clean out the fridge
Meat loaf for a week, and for desert it's porridge!

Sung by the birds are the words that are found

 

Sung by the birds are the words that are found
when they constantly shit all over the ground


my life is a horrible mess

 

my life is a horrible mess
but there must be something to learn
I guess


One dark night on a cold city street

 

One dark night on a cold city street
I warmed my heart with the people I'd meet.

This moon is maddening to my soul...

 

[QUOTE.This moon is maddening to my soul...[/QUOTE]
But I kept on truckin' toward my goal

home at my garden I saw a mole.....