2019-nCoV Coronovirus (COVID-19]

I almost joined the army...

 

Oh, deflection, I get it now

 

Yeah literally no one is talking about 2020 election

 

And I almost didn't join. It was kind of fun back then, before perma-war.

 

That wasn't a joke about the Chinese person speaking English was it?

 

I was talked out of it by a few female veterans and active duty soldiers who told me about their experiences with sexual harrassment and assault. I was as committed as could be. Had already signed the paperwork and gotten my physical at meps and was a few days from shipping out and called my recruiter and asked to speak to a female recruiter. He said there wasn't a female recruiter. I was like yeah, I got women talking me out of joining but you cant find a woman to talk me into joining? Pretty much all I needed to know. It was depressing. I've always held our Warriors in high regard and I know the vast majority probably wouldn't harm me. I was gonna be a 92g

 

No just meant everyone is focused on the coronavirus and not Grumpy Old Men Part 3

 

Meh, it's fun rattling their cage every now and then though

 

I'm sorry did you say fuckknuckle? Because I am culturally appropriating the fuck outta that word

 

I had a friend on the forums with this MOS. I was 13B, cannon crewmember. The Big Noise Boys!

 

when i was grocery shopping today, food and toilet paper were all gone. but for some reason, even though it has never been this way before, the condoms had been moved into a locked case, so that you couldn't actually buy any. clearly the whole point of this is to create a new baby boom.

 

Well... if food is all gone it only makes sense toilet paper is gone too. Because you cant buy one without... buying number two

Ok I might be a little high right now and that might not be my best joke. Might...

 

I will just put this here for later

NYT predicts 1.7 Million deaths in the US

Worst-Case Estimates for U.S. Coronavirus Deaths


49 US deaths as of today

Someone should be shot for this kind of scaremongering crap

 

To maintain that we'd have to have almost 3,000 deaths a month. For years.
I just dont see that happening.

 

Here is some new information. It looks like the numbers are increasing. They ought to be decreasing. Maybe they will but haven't yet. *shrug*


EDIT:

Coronavirus Incubation Period:
Last updated: March 12, 15:00 GMT
2 - 14 days
Possible outliers: 0 - 27 days

 

Sen. Lindsey Graham has self-quarantined after meeting with Australia’s Minister of Home Affairs Peter Dutton. Dutton has since tested positive for COVID-19.

WASHINGTON, D.C.-US Sen. Lindsey Graham self-quarantines out of coronavirus concerns

 

50 Americans have died from covid 19. Cool. We're now in pandemic phase. It's the most important issue of our time.

Meanwhile 1000s of Americans have died from gun violence. There is a better chance of me murdering you with an ar15 than wiping my own ass. Am I the only one who sees a problem here?

 

^

 

That graph represents cases in the US?

 

Yeah but so what if it does. The situation is that it's all over the world and things are in lockdown mode.