26 ways to get a girlfriend

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by sunberry and buttons, Apr 19, 2010.

  1. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Put a little athletic warming jell in the inside tips of her bra-she'll appreciate her nips being nice and warm when it's cold out.
     
  2. Brudof

    Brudof Member

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    hahaha, number 4 is a good one.
     
  3. Lostthoughts

    Lostthoughts Thostloughts

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  4. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    twice.
     
  5. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    we need to bump the boobs forever.
     
  6. DroneLore

    DroneLore h8rs gon h8, I stay based

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    take your sexist bullshit, hold on to it tight, and jump off a cliff.
     
  7. RooRshack

    RooRshack On Sabbatical

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    I can not tell if:

    a, you're serious or not,

    and b, if you have a penis or vagina.
     
  8. makesmomcry420

    makesmomcry420 shlimazl

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    lmfao +rep, however, i actually do spit semi-often, but only when im smoking cigs. oops!!
     
  9. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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    apparently this 26 list is very popular...there's another one going on somewhere on here except for men instead of women
     
  10. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    Number 8 was quite funny.
     
  11. WOLF ANGEL

    WOLF ANGEL Senior Member - A Fool on the Hill Lifetime Supporter

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    Great advice -
    I've writen them down and will try them out tomorrow
    :)
     
  12. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    R.I.P........BILLY...:(



    Cheers Glen.
     
  13. sunberry and buttons

    sunberry and buttons Member

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    wow. just wow. go cook me some food bitch.
     
  14. hippieatheart

    hippieatheart vagina boob

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    Hahah, those were pretty good
     
  15. fuzz_acid_flowers

    fuzz_acid_flowers Aqueou§ Transmi§§ion

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    titty twister might be my favorite
     
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