28 yr old virgin

what pompey?

short for Portsmouth

 

is it the same person that says dick is short for richard who invented pompey??

do you look like barney in a bikini by any chance?

 

lol naa i dont look like barney in a bikini at all.

 

and why aint you at work anyway??

 

was that to me?

 

yeah, is there anyone else here?
voyers maybe

 

i dunno i havent been reading the thread lol.

why arent i at work? cause im a smelly student and i dont like to work lol, why arent you

 

im gonna go n sell some water melon and beer on the beach in a bit.

 

does that count?

 

yeah good idea or maybe get some rubbish out of bins wash it off a bit in the sea and sell that on, it could be made as good as new

 

sarcasm?

i suppose i could fill old pop bottles with stones and write "brighton rocks" on it with a red marker pen though and sell it to tourists.

 

ok shes harvested and on messenger.
next!

 

bows with respect.

 

So how well does 'I'm a virgin' work as a chat up line then? I guess there would be a queue of women willing to help you out........

 

i guess that was a slight motivation for the post in the first place, maybe a test bed for future chat up lines.
wanna help me out?? im ever so shy u know.

 

"c'mon... GET INVOLVED!!!"

is my latest chatup line...

it promotes teamwork and comradeship amongst a potential pairing, if only for a few hours

 

What the fuck was the point of the post then?!

 

Attention seeking.

I'm shy too, that's why I'm a 36 year old married virgin with 2 kids.

 

whats wrong with a bit of attension seeking??

 

I just said attention seeking, I didn't say there was anything wrong with it. After all, I flirt loads, I'd call that attention seeking too, wouldn't you?