3 things you did today

made and sent ebay stuff

mowed the back lawn

practiced contact juggling

 

Just noticed a giant hogweed a bit taller than normal in the communal garden. It looks healthy and very greenish. Maybe I should water it. We have had no rain for weeks.

Forgot to mention, went to mini boot sale in lewisham near police station. Got a working CD player with anti shock for 1 pound and a carabena radio for fifty pence. Got good headphones seperately for a quid.

 

hula hooped for to beach boys album for 40 minutes this time (aiming for an hour tomorrow!)

cuddled and chatted to my guinea pig Marble

currenlty eating my way through a mug of carrot sticks and drinking a mug of peppermint tea

 

1. Had an unpleasant phone conversation
2. Saw lots of bats
3. Was nearly flown into by a bat

 

Wondered whether the farmers union would let someone join if they said they were a
chutney farmer (a brown bullet hole prodder)

Wondered why slapheads bother wearing a wig and wondered what you would say to a bird if it came off when she ran her fingers through your hair.

Wondered what would win, 500 roman soldiers from about 9AD or 10 fully armed soldiers in todays army

 

Why is it so complicated ?
Awoke in a strange bed in a strange town.
Drove for the second day running for over 3hrs.. phew

 

dood thats lightweight stuff, you should try driving all the way to berlin from prague ! with only a six hour stop

 

and my dads bigger than your dad, and that fish I caught last week, me bones just complain a bit that's all, forgive me my inadequacies, bitte.

 

Sorry dood I didnt see you were that old until right now. Wow, so in another 18 years I will feel as if driving from London to Birmingham is like the Paris Dhakar Rally?
I am not looking forward to it. So much I could ask you about getting old but I expect just sitting reading this has done your back in a bit so you should lie down.

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3 things I did today

Wondered if I were only 25mm tall how I would climb from the floor to the ceiling and reach the light fitting

Wondered how I could diddle the lottery out of about 100,000 or maybe a million

wondered who was the better actor, John Wayne, or Humphrey Bogart

 

1. Got cained
2. Managed to get to Wetherspoons before the breakfast cut-off time
3. Sat in the sun toasting myself

 

Dj'd at a really packed party from 10am till 2pm

went home and sat around talking watching videos and playing in the snow with friends

did a comedown by doing some really good red wine with bread and humous
until 11 pm when I felt able to walk and talk at the same time

 

Jacked off, ate, had a nap.

God damn, life's hard.

 

Kissed half-asleep
Listened to Rolf Harris and laughed
Made friends with a cat on a walk

 

went to Brick lane for a curry and to do some shopping for decor
Bought a couple of paintings by Basher
fed my dna enhanced glow in the dark fish

 

Went shopping for some new clothes (didn't see a single garment that I liked )
Went to my mate's house for a late afternoon spliff
Went to the pub with my ex-gf and her mum

 

1. Read about Zeno's paradoxes
2. Cycled 28.6 miles
3. Drank green tea

 

(technically yesterday now)

1. Went to a boot sale to try to earn a few bob

2. Took a much needed nap after not sleeping all night and being out in the sun all day

3. Ate dinner while watching Al Murray

 

3 things I did today:


Rose up from a wonderfully seductive dream about you know who.
Made a cup of yorkshire tea and had a slice of toast. Bit surprised to see rain, but was relieved it finally came to London despite the forecast last night.

Went down the road to the post office and got my dole money. Withdrawal limit of 92 quid. Paid all my bills and did some much needed food shopping in Sainsburys. Got a shock to find I nearly have a thousand Nectar points despite going into the Lee green branch a week ago and getting a balance saying zero.
Anyway, I had to carry lots of shopping up the bloody hill. Thank goodness for an old Iceland trolley because I may have collapsed.

Then the third thing I did was buy some Cutter me brother choice tobacco, blue rizzies and tradmatches.

Additional: Looking forward to seeing the Klumps on channel 14

 

1. Flew a buzzard in the rain
2. Got home from work before half seven
3. Had the hottest bath in the world!

 

hula hooped for 1 hour! non stop woo new record! (and new bruises )

made some freaky sea anemones out of clay and decorated them with cocktail sticks and coloured beads (art coursework)

cruised the hip forums whilst lisening to music and enjoying having toasty feet by my lovley blue hot water bottle

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