3 things you did today

Worked in the raised bed garden for a few hours.
Took a long hike in the woods with my three dogs.
Put up some fence and fence posts to try and keep the deers out of the garden..
Time for a cold one now....

 

I had no idea you cared until now but I'm not gay so stop having those kinds of dream about me !

1) Had a really big crap
2) unrolled some bog paper
3) wiped my rusty sheriffs badge

 

1. Read my book
2. Had a shower
3. Wasted time online

 

1. decided I wasnt going to college
2. Done some sit-ups instead.
3. Found a water boatman on my pond.

 

stayed in bed till 4pm with a hot man

took him to the train station and waved him off

had relaxing soak in bath

 

made a homemade soup (Cream of Potato Soup)

Bought .3 of a cubic metre of concrete

fell asleep watching Dr Strangelove on Film 4

 

Walked to town
Found an injured bird on the way home
Had roast chicken for tea

 

went to town and sorted self assesment tax form out (wink wink nudge nudge say no more )bought some cd"s..........thirdly rolled a doobie and smoked it

 

So... you found some roadkill and you cooked it?

 

Went out into communal garden and took a tape measure and watering can with me. The hogweed growing in a far corner is progressing very well. It has missed the rain as many of us have, but it looked greenish this morning and it has grown up by a few more centimetres. stinging hairs developing. Unsure if they can sting yet but dared not try them out.

Second thing I did today was tidied up my gracious apartment. A lot of dust as usual. Went around the place with mr sheen.

Final thing, took a book out from the library. This is my twentieth book I have borrowed. This book is called shadows of the wind. Pretty interesting so far. Oh, incidentally, bumped into Olivia. she was checking out a dvd. Forgot to ask what she liked about it though. She borrowed the series one edition of Porridge. David Jason and old watshisname, the guy from up north who has a bit of a fuse. Manages to sink screws head in todays soup and such and such.

 

1) Went shopping for supplies.

2) Bought a book.
3) About to finish off my coursework....

 

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Watched my mates have a jam.
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1. Read
2. Talked
3. Swam

 

went to bed with a woman who snorted a line of coke off my erect nob

Listened to Bentley Rhythm Ace

woke up an hour later and had a bowl of cornflakes and a few glasses of champagne

 

Oh dear...

 

LOL you are a genius, Raskalization. ha ha ha ha ha ha

ahh I knew that last post would be a conversation stopper

 

1) Got up late and had a microwaved lunch from last night's dinner, spag bol with olives and tomatoes included. Two slices of bread to make it into a crown court lunch. I had an ultra sweet powered milkified crown court coffee to go with it.

2)Bumped into Gadget this afternoon. She suggested we meet up this evening at around 9. We shall meet under an acorn tree and make love under the stars. Bliss.

3)Went into council office to demand explanation to my denied housing and council benefit. Looks like a mismatch and the council like putting in fake dates in their database.
Now in library where kids as young as five are now parentless and using the world wide web. Lets just hope they are safe and they know all about being web wise. I question the library and question the parents. Nowadays, five year olds wander alone on trick or treat night and now in summer, they hang about at a library. Just felt I should share the events as they happen

 

Surfed
Ate some cake
Drank some water

 

walked into the kitchen and there was a HUGE!! spider in the middle of the floor i said some v bad words v loud then devised a plan to safely capture the monster! the plan consisted of a unicycling into the kitchen with a box taped onto the end of my hockey stick and placing hte box over it and then unicycling off at top speed! it was quite possibly the scariest experience i have ever had!! it was MASSIVE!!

waxed my dreads

posted a letter and missed the post oops

 

bet it was an experience for the spider an all