3 things you did today

Ate cookies,
Woke up far too late,
Got angry at the stupid tv,

 

enjoyed my extra hour of sleep
went to get Sunday newspapers
made scrambled eggs and smoked salmon on potato cakes

 

1. Played the Sims
2. Went into town and did some shopping
3. got dressed

 

In that order?

Ceredigion must be a pretty laid-back place.

 

Hmmm what did i do today?

Right well i went to the park, but there were no available swings and one broke
I also came up with several far out ideas for what we can do with our pollution E.G we could sell it to aliens who eat that stuff
errr... Oh right i know - I kissed my first wife... LOL The first time ever. And she kisses me much more.

 

1. Felt perfectly relaxed talking for 50 minutes in front of seventy people, a rare experience
2. Drank beer and wine
3. Played a board game

 

1. Had a shower
2. Ate crisps
3. Realised I posted yesterday's three things today and that I still have over 21 hours left during which I may do absolutely no things in case I go over my alotted three

 

Did some yoga
Took the dog for a walk
Had a shower

 

1. Cycled 18 miles and swam 1 km
2. Overused the phrase "lovely knockers"
3. Changed rear tyre and put on a clean chain after 450 miles

 

Managed to hobble all the way to Waitrose only to stand drooling over a jar of dairy free chocolate spread, another item the doctor has now said is not allowed, and i totally agree. I must have looked so desperate, there battling with myself. Finally grabbed an Innocent smoothie instead.

Received a parcel from my mummy

Realised my life should be a lot more exciting than this, and decided i shall make it so

 

Woke up still drunk
Went to class and handed in an assignment
walked home in the rain.

 

1. Put the books on my 20th century fiction shelves in alphabetical order
2. Wondered about stuff generally
3. Tidied up

 

went to work
played with my kid
fixed the fuse in the washing machine

 

1) Crawled out of bed and went to jobcentre where I saw deadbeat people and mournful faces. They looked as though they had a promise from a lyer.

2) walked through a meadow and saw squirrels. Not so many now, but they were collecting nuts and running back up trees.

3) Went into library. Looked at a few books on Emu's.

 

1. Was late for work for the first time in god knows how many years
2. Killed a gnat by clapping it between my hands
3. Got off the train ten miles before my stop so I could cycle instead of sitting on my arse on the way home

 

1. Got a half day from work!
2. Smoked some nice weed
3. Ate some nice food

 

I found out about a legal drug... Hmmmm.... Apparently easy to obtain and nice... (salvia)
Went bowling,
Played Dungeons and Dragons and i got to be the Dungeon master!! I said they were in a reality tv show...

 

Did some wedding planning
Ate chocolate
Paid the price

 

spent almost an hour chatting with a random stranger in birmingham city near the bullring

ate good food

travelled back from the city i belong in

 

1) Got out of bed around 5.30 am. People across the street were still partying. Infact they had their car stereo on and playing some 80's hit. They were dancing in the road. I hoped a car would run them over as I peered out the window with an expression of the Eiger.

2) went to park. Fell in love with squirrel, then made love.
3) saw library, wandered in, looked up books on squirrels as pets.