3 things you did today

Just make sure the RSPCA or masked gentlemen carrying pigs and a crowbar dont see

 

Looked around for wedding rings, but we didnt like any enough
Played with the bunnies
Took photos

 

1) Had a really good sleep. I was snug as a bug. got up at 06:45. I feel bloody tired already?

2) Read newspaper in greasy spoon. Rejected fried bread. Why do greasy spoons insist on serving this tripe. In the paper this morning, McCann orgy row.

3)Went to replace gym membership card. Cost me five pounds Bumped into someone I know. Pleasant surprise. Topped up mobile, saw someone being stopped for stealing shampoo. The shopkeeper was Hairoic.

 

They didn't. Apparently they live in tree domes. Her name was Sandy.

 

1. Worked
2. Cycled home
3. Typed this

 

Sat huddled in this chair, wrapped up in 2 of my fiancés jumpers, which are massive, thinking my hands were going to fall off as they were so freezing cold and numb. Our heatings broken

Spoke to my mum

Looked after my fiancé after he got home, as he said he had headache. Cooked a massive dinner and tucked him up in bed

 

4. Wondered if anyone was offended that I used the words "piss", "bastard" and "bollocks" in my lecture

 

You cant have 4, you cheat, youre taking the piss. Mind you, its a bastard getting everything into just 3 slots. Bollocks

I wouldnt have been offended. Id either think it makes you look hardcore or not notice...Nah, i wouldnt notice

 

I got complaints once when I said "****":tongue:

 

:O Youre so insensitive! Im a woman with feelings you know. I find it highly inappropriate!














Like that?


Hahaha, im always slipping up, i dont really understand all the uptightness. Its not like im saying **** in every sentence. Only to cunts or about cunts

 

Love it!

*rubs legs*

 

Knew you would

You should get some legwarmers...or tights

 

Yeah I'm bored... :uhoh2:

 

CD for a minute there i thought I'd stumbled into the catchphrase game.

 

Haha!
Naw, I'm never any good at that game. I just felt like playing pictionary... or something.

 

1) Won a raffle prize in the USA.
2) Bought car insurance.
3) Bought road tax.

spend, spend, spend and whats round the corner..

 

Winterval?

 

1) Got up at 11:30. It was unable to sleep last night because neighbours were fighting and chucking bottles out the window and a packet of pringles.

2) Noticed that my knickers are getting tighter on me. Those anti depressents have actually put on half a stone more. I guess no appetite, my calorie intake dropped. Body stored food as fat.

3) Saw a few squirrels as I walked through a park. THey have formed an alliance. RSPFIA. I found myself being watched by nervous critters. Found refuge in a second hand shop. No stereos

 

(1) Read a book
(2) Had a bath
(3) Went and bought a new painting

 

1. Went outside, got four things done and got back home before midday...unheard of
2. Put off preparing for tomorrow by spending too much time on here
3. Actually went back to the counter to give the shop woman some more money when I realised I'd been undercharged
4. Realised I'm a chump!