3 things you did today

jeezass you people in the uk forum is about as borin as watching a spaz trying to work out whats on telly tonight

 

Whereas your posts are liquid gold, mr Mcd. Feel free to vacate the premises

 

Don't forget your coat.

 

But...but I only wanted to see if Have I Got News For You was on

 

Its always the same in Lewisham library. people reserve like a month in advance and then one day out of every week and the system crashes and they have to order technicians who lack the one virtue of a business man- punctuality.

I miss my computer. Had to sell it as I had lots of virusses in my computer. Had to sell it and hope that whoever has it next has the software to erase it.Mostly I miss burning cdrs.

Today

1)Cycled to Queensway. Father wasn't working. Damn!
2)went back to Lewisham and looked at a fridge freezer
3)went on to Library.

 

1)Ate a twister lolly
2)Gave a tramp(sorry homeless person) a light
3)Took my doggies for a walk

 

1) grabbed a air pistol
2) l0aded it
3) shot the next door neighbours dog in the ass when it started shitting on my drive way

 

Left potatoes on the cooker too long
Made love whilst half alseep
Was woken by that bloody nightmare i cant stop having, where the little French children sing "je te tien, tu me tiens..." but this horrendously evil guy covered in black tar appears to hurt them before they can finish the game and he has the face of my ex and it CREEPS ME OUT

So yeah

 

i stopped quiting smoking, i went to a club (and felt alright), and i played the best game for about 2 hours then gave up.

Furthermore, I have not jacked off this evening, and I'm about to go lie down because I'm a bit sleepy so if you don't mind....

 

and that spaz joke. hope you die mate.

 

blew my nose

didnt get glasto tickets

called in sick to work

 

Bit harsh dont you think!?

 

1. Played football with my nephew for two hours
2. Read up about wifi and wireless bridges
3. Drank sherry

 

you planning to work there?

 

no i dont think so...got plenty planned for summer anyway will give it another shot next year

my three things for today are:

mopping
cleaning
booking driving lesson with a new school of driving

 

Made love...hmm again
Tried to explain the workings of a friends natal chart to him, and to myself, and more or less failed
Chased after my boyfriend as he went off to work to give him one last kiss

 

went to wickes DIY centre
ordered 15 metres of garden fencing, posts, nails, etc
started taking down the old fence

 

had an mental orgasm and it was the most incredible ever, really.
ate something yummy
walked barefoot around the office.

 

What was the mental orgasm? What caused it?

 

Ate chinese food
finished 6 reports in excel
monitored my security statio

I AM AT WORK! it sucks