4 Word Story

whose seven virgin daughters

 

awaited marriage to BBAD

 

but divorced due to

 

his inability to produce

 

dinner on demand, so

 

instead the king ordered

 

them to make breakfast

 

and display their breasts

 

but only to the

 

winners of a contest

 

of who could piss

 

through the eye of

 

virgin whore with blond

 

through the eye of

 

while laughing at random

 

dicks using bad grammar

 

as an excuse for

 

why rollingalong posted twice

 

and kept on rolling

 

over anyone that omits