4 Word Story

so he ate it

 

and washed it down

 

with some Newfie screech

 

then went out to

 

cruise the neighborhood looking

 

a crack ho and

 

some nacho flavor doritoes

 

because only that combination

 

can make your fingers

 

do the walking and

 

attack your little toes

 

but because your toes

 

are made of steel,

 

that get real heavy

 

and sometimes perform badly

 

when trying to kick

 

zombies off their motorcycles

 

while they ride with

 

glowing armbands and bargepoles

 

showing complete disreguard to