4 Word Story

(that's 5 words, tut tut)

 

and motioning in my

 

direction causing an erection

 

which stuck out like

 

laughter at a funeral

 

then the tears fell

 

from my eyes like

 

shit from an elephant

 

and i screamed so

 

loud, the birds flew

 

north in the winter

 

of their flock with

 

zombies with icecream cones

 

that abducted the cows

 

which meant no beef

 

for the vegetarian dinner

 

and juicy t-bone steak

 

was soon forgotton as

 

the alzheimers started to

 

cook the dead pigeon