5 things you look for in a woman and 5 to avoid

5 things to avoid:


Liars/Cheaters - trust is really important to me, i put alot of my heart and trust into people, and i don't want either broken...i need the person i'm with to be open

Adictiveness- it's good to get into something, but some people have adictive natures, and drugs/alcohol/etc can prove a real problem, plus it bugs the hell outa me

shallowness- i don't mind the odd bit of shallowness, hell, i love it when someone says im good looking or something, but im talking about make up all the time, and someone who's only bothered with physical atraction

close minded-people who are blinkered get to me, there aint no way i'd get with a gal who isn't prepared to look at things from different directions

Depressed- i need people to be happy and such most of the time...i love cheering people up, it gives me purpose, but i need partners to be happy in themselves and in life and such on the whole.

things i look for:

Heart of gold- i need the woman i'm with to have a heart of gold, and to me alot of people do...i'm talking about kindness, warmth....love that is ready to wrap me in it's soft folds and keep me safe

Good Looks- yeah, i am a bit shallow...there is no ideal look of a woman to me, i don't mind if she's a bit chunky, or skinny, or the colour of her skin, or her height, breasts....but i have to apreciate beauty in her physicaly

Conection- i need a conection, i need to feel that bond between us

Similar views/passions- it's cool to have differences, but i need some things to be shared...like the passion for music, nature and such

soppyness- yup, i'm an old romantic. i want to hold hands, kiss and cuddle and all that cuteness. sex is good, but i don't want to be shagged everytime i go for a cuddle...so yeah, i'd like the woman to be a bit soppy. but not just physical things, i love treating her right, old school style, with flowers and such

 

So you're saying I should attend an autopsie?

 

look for:
1. outgoing (likes to go out, meet friends and cuddle)
2. easy going
3. smile and laugh (you can always tell how sweet a girl is by how often she laughs)
4. creative (in some form, weather it be writing, music or drawing)
5. cute (someone who lights up your day)

not looking for:
1. If you are mean to anyone, which includes lying and cheating
2. always serious person (I do not like pessemistic people)
3. lazy (weather it be intellectually, studious, job wise or no excersing - none of it is good)
4. Bad conversation skills (gotta keep the convos going sometimes)
5. doesn't take care of herself (gotta do the basics, if you don't use proper hygiene, how can you care for someone else when you don't care for yourself).

Thats pretty much it.

 

hey as long as she has a nice rack I won't complain

 

Things To Avoid:
Meanness
Liar
Materialistic
Normalcy
Shallow

Things I Look For:
Sense of humor
Playful/Goofy
Intelligent
Open minded
Free spirit

 

My, my, I feel like I'm writing an article in a magazine of the sort I'd rather shove up my ass than read.

Avoid:
- Stupidity (I know it's shallow, but if I can't have an intelligent conversation with a girl, I doubt it can work)
- Materialism
- Lack of originality (I guess you could call it Normality. And just because you call yourself 'Hippie' or 'Goth' doesn't make you original.)
- Intolerance (in general, but most importantly towards me. I'm not an easy person to tolerate)
- Dishonesty

Look for:
- Most importantly, being as far from the 5 points above as possible.
- Ability to love (and not just in a romantic sense)
- Sense of humour
- Practical appriciation for nature (Uh. By that I mean, would rather hang out in the forest than downtown)
- A pretty face and long hair. I know that's shallow, but I'm gonna be honest.

There we go. I wrote the list. That was the first step. Now, to find a girl like that.

 

It's hard to list just 5...but here goes:

Things I look for:

- Kindness
- Loving
- FAITHFUL. Thats the BIG one. If she cheated on me, I'd kick her ass out the door so fast.
- Appreciates all kinds of music
- Physically fit. I run a lot, lift weights, and eat healthy. I couldnt date someone who doesnt like staying active.

Things I Avoid:

- High maintenance.
- The girls who say "like" all the time/vacuous women.
- Women who cant spell!!!! IT DRIVES ME ABSOLUTELY NUTS!!!!!
- Mind games. When they start this shit...I say goodbye.
- Messy girls. Cleanliness is an ABSOLUTE must.

 

As a bisexual wommon, I:

Avoid ~

Insecure people
Liars
Bad teeth/stink breath
Drunks/ heavy drug users
Rude assholes

Seek:

Taller people
Not too overweight in the belly/upper body
Nice mouth and eyes
People who like animals even if the animals don't like them (My cat hates most people, but if a shithead is mean to her, they're out.)
People who are too touchy-feely (This drives me fucking nuts. I hate fuckers who want to shove their tongue down my throat in a public place.)

 

so, you're looking for a woman who doesn't exist hey?

 

look for:
all limbs and digits intact
stable mental health/grasp on reality (a tough one sometimes)
sense of humour
open mind to intellectual pursuits
tolerant to my herbal indulgance!

avoid:
high maintenance attitudes
addiction, infection, or affliction ( all end in ion, so i put em together as one)
underage or overprotected (avoid em at all costs)
redheads
scorpios ( yeah i know, i love the last two as well, but they can be trouble!)

 

Well, I haven't found her yet, but there must be someone suited to me somewhere! Maybe I'll find someone close to that one day, who will like me too? If not, I'd rather be single than marry someone I'm not happy with. All those things are really important to me.