6 word story

masturbating with his free hand, simultaneously

 

while looking at profile pages and

 

wondering why MaryJ would post pics

 

of strange guys on her fridge

 

just to mock them every time

 

she reaches for a Molson Canadian

 

even though she prefers some gin

 

mixed with Kool-aid and served in

 

a bong, but she'll settle for

 

warm piss in a pop bottle......ROTFLMAO

 

(pretty proud of yourself there eh?! ;lol)

collected after jerking off a horse

 

^ 7 words again

and a couple of homeless guys

 

FUCKKKKKKK, glad i know how to count!

that she met at bbad's party

 

for the squarest canadian ever convention

 

where she took home first prize

 

....warm piss in a pop bottle

 

and then quit this stupid game

 

and made a new hipforum friend..?

 

and were happy forum friends after

 

7 words^

they had sex on a rooftop