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in their underwear and manage to

 

be kidnapped by terrorists who actually

 

think they are going to get

 

ransom, but the joke is on

 

them ...because they will have to

 

get double ransom to pay off

 

the local cops who are as

 

shady as the terrorists, they have

 

way more bombs then they do

 

and a lot more fire power

 

so why dont they kill them

 

after they beat all their asses

 

at scrabble and boggle competitions in

 

midnight games while drinking a lot

 

of red colored water and coffee.

 

that turned out to be blood

 

collected from the snakes that live

 

in the basement of the mind

 

-melders association of America...located in

 

in a top secret underground base